Dear Ayan...✨,
Hey there Mister perfect!
I wanted to take a moment to put into words just how much I appreciate you. Seriously though, I don't know how I got so lucky to find someone who not only listens to my endless stories but actually does everything I ask with a smile. Whether it is about putting matching pfp or mentioning me in your bio...you are reallyyy perfect in every way and reallyyy a person someone can dream of...You are soo good that I'm thinking of starting a fan club for you, but I don't want to share, so I'll just be the President and only member. And also I've decided to give you an official performance review, and the results are in: 10/10, highly recommend.
Thanks for being my favorite person to boss around (and my favorite person to love).
And lastly,
I love you even more than I love being right (and you know how much I love being right)."